Who fucking cares about him? Well anyway his a nobody! He is a 24 years old fucked up EMO but that should be irrelevant considering age should be judged by maturity and androgyny throbs within him. He hate filling out the "about me" sections but he knows that he set his self up for this obligation when he signed up, so here's a quick summary.---He just got a masters in disguise, Then, well, he's stil figuring that part out. He spent most of his life needing to be in control of his destiny, and constantly fighting against concepts such as fate and faith. Only to discover that if you live your life wth positivity and keep an open mind, things really can take care of themselves. He used to think that once-jaded meant you were permanently skeptical. But he believes that an old dog can learn new tricks.

He is a shadow of life, the image of death. He hate the rules and regulations of this fuck up world. Nocturnal. Hates long walks. Equipped with a coup of wit and a bunch of sarcasm. Armed with an attitude and knows how to use it. He is the weirdest man you would ever meet on your whole life. He thinks that he is emotionally sick. He is sometimes evil, a despotic being who knows nothing of sin. He is full of shit. Life sometimes hates him so he sometimes hates life back. He is good of being bad. Over-reacts at any given moment. He can be your worst nightmare if he wanted to but he's too lazy to waste his precious time doing such stupid things. Putang inang yan, inggles ang description ni PEDRO! Ano ba tong katarantaduhang to? Pft!

Ang totoo, ayaw naman talaga niyang maging emo. Nagkataon lang na nung nagsabog ng ka-emohan si Papa Jesus ay sinalo niya lahat ang karamihan sa mga ito. Simpleng tao lang naman si Pedro. Trip niyang kumain, magyosi ng marlboro lights, yung gold, uminom ng red horse, manggago ng kausap, mangulit ng tropa, mangenkoy ng kainuman, at magmahal ng babae. Mabuting apo, anak, at kapatid. Malupit na kaibigan at masamang kaaway. Hindi natatakot sa kamatayan. Kaya n'ya itong harapin ng bukas ang mga palad at kamay. Umiibig pero walang syota. Nagpaparamdam at nanliligaw ngunit hindi pinapalad. Nagtatapat ng damdamin subalit bigo. Naniniwalang mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala. Bilib sa sariling kakayahan. Sa sobrang bilib niya, mas marami pa s'yang alam kesa sa nakasulat sa Transcript of Records n'ya, mas marami pa s'yang kayang gawin kesa sa nakalista sa resume n'ya, at mas mataas ang halaga n'ya kesa sa presyong nakasulat sa payslip n'ya tuwing sweldo. Hindi takot malaman ang pananaw ng ibang tao dahil sa huli, opinyon n'ya pa din ang masusunod. Halatang halatang panatiko ni Bob Ong. Nagpapatawa ngunit korni. Papansin, basura at kadalasan walang kwenta. Isa rin siyang gago't siraulo. Mataas ang ambisyon, matayog ang pangarap, gwapo at matalino. Nais n'ya na ngang palitan ang salitang perpekto ng pangalang pedro kaso nga lang ay masyado siyang busy sa mga kajologan gaya ng text, friendster, facebook, myspace, xanga, multiply, twitter, plurk, blogger at malapit niya na din pasukin ang wordpress.

Kaya sa lahat ng mga magbabasa, mga lurkers, mga balak magcriticize, mga balak pasabugin blog ko, mga may balak mang alipusta at manlait, mga tambay sa kanto, mga mamboboso, basurero, at kung sino sino pa. Stop muna kayo, look, listen and beware of the humorous/comedian wanna be named PEDRO! Kahit kailan, kahit saan, maaasahan...Joke lang. Hehe! =)



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